YOBOYPASTE. cOMMISH.
#YoBoyPaste4Commish2015
BEER DRINKER
PRETTY CUTE
100% AMERICAN. 100% FAIR.
As Commissioner of the YHWD Fantasy Football League, I won't sit around playing with my dingy while BS trades are going through. I also won't flex dictator-type power by reversing whatever trades or transactions I please because of my own biased views on them. Sound familiar? ALEX GRANT = HITLER.
The YHWD League deserves better. You deserve better. #YoBoyPaste4Commish2015
ANTI-FUCKBOY.
Let's be real. Being Commissioner and owning a team in the same Fantasy Football League just doesn't work. It's too easy to be biased, selfish, and corrupted, all of which are words that have been used when describing Alex Grant's performance as Commisioner over the past few years.
I will forfeit my team. I will only do what I was put on Earth to do - COMMISSION.
This also lets us add another more invested player into our League.
YOUR #1 KEEPER.
Like the best keepers on your teams, I will only increase in value over the years. However, I don't come with a three year expiration date. Call me a Knight of the Kingsguard, because I am willing to SERVE IN THIS ROLE FOREVER.
That's not cockiness. That's confidence.
Do the right thing.
Vote #YoBoyPaste4Commish2015 #BlackLivesMatter
BOUNDARY PUSHER.
I am not afraid to push the limits. In fact, it's sort of what makes me tick. There is no such thing as a boundary.
With me as Commissioner, we can take this League to places it has never been. We can incorporate fun rules and ideas that we have all been wanting and begging for.
Alex Grant doesn't have the testicular fortitude to do anything until he gauges the public reaction (HOLLA ATCHA BOI SIMMONS!).
NATURAL-BORN
CITIZEN
